Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby's on
And fetch another beer.

Brilliant

I am gonna have to stop my missus browsing this site now in case she reads this, she will blame me for its existence for sure...

You forgot the last verse (wife's reply):

That's very sweet my darling
It's nice to know you care
But I'm watching the rugby too, so get your own beer
And get me one while you're there!

Nice one Em