Chat Report 10.01.07 Testicle Appreciation Nite
Morning punters heres the news still steaming from last night.
Honour Roll
Exile
Egan
Travelling Gerry
Coach
Evie
BlueandBlack
Chook
Fulvio Sammit
Happy
Larry from Joisey
Beaver
GGST(Gits)
Terri
Unusual start to the night, buggery and private schooling was spoken about
to get the chat ball rolling. May explain a few things about some of our more anal members.
I have to leave for a short time as i had the world famous Tlh veal parmagiana
cooking in a lovely rich tomato base with capers and anchovies ready to dish up for the ball. Jesus H Christ dinner was awesome and i even refused to crack open a still cheeky Hatch Lane with the fang.Hence no hangie this morning.Sweet.
Now were are we, ah yeah lets rip.
Exile emailed the log from the chat during my absense and have done a quick summation of what i missed and apart from Vas Deferrens( must be a new member) getting a mention,bugger all to report of a earth shattering nature
Chat floating along.Some suggestion of creating a Little Tackers forum and/or a Grumpy Old Bastards forum.We would be struggling to find enough punters to fill the second forum i reckon! Poll out soon.
Egan gets the boot for no input after 2 hours. Funny Egan can be at his best when says nothing. A bit harsh really, but X runs a tight ship.
Larry gets the boot also from Coach for no reason apart from that Coach felt like it.Well our man from Joisey being the wordsmith that he is comes back on and replies with this cracker to Coach....ah ah Gayboy!!
X suggests there is some lovin in the air tonight and basically the night never really recovers after this point.
Also very bad news with dire consequences for myself, the Happster and Tif,
no Magners left in Western Australia. Yep, incredible i know and we are beside ourselves with worry. This issue must be resolved pronto otherwise we are shaving our heads and are going to join a ashram in Rikikesh.
A couple of snippets before we get to the surgical section of the report.
Happy booted with Gerry again, cereal offenders.
Fulvio whingeing that he is the only punter shouting the bar. Thanks all round from the crew and stop your bleating. Coach steps up to the bar and opens up a tab for the chat crew. Nice work even though im on the wagon.
Vcash bonus for chat attendees being offerred by Coach.$v10000 i believe.
Stay tuned for confirmation from Coach.
Spoke about Lonzys Fava work and the nasty saga that this has turned into.
Small minded, petty, anal, bottom feeding scum sucking oxygen thief probably sums up the whingeing claimant. Please note these thoughts are mind only and dont neccessarily reflect those of TWF.
Now be warned the following report is of a graphic nature and viewer discretion is advised. 18+only Pruc, Beaver and Shaunmarn ask ya folks for permission to read on because we are talking about nuts in a manly way ie Jatz crackers, goolies, lolly bag. Not beer nuts etc.
Coach has decided that he is going to reduce his gene pool input and is going to have a surgical procedure to save the world from any more bald headed kiddies. I'll be dipped in shit, you could hear a pin drop as all male punters grab their tackle for reassurance. X is gobsmacked and even grants a very rare swearing dispensation for Coach.
Fulvio who is still shitty about shouting the bar, suggests Coach is only having the op cause he is selling them for medical research so he can finance Mrs Coaches new sewing room extension.:S if this is the case, well what a great gesture! Not many males would have the balls to do this!
Coaches surgeon has given him the bad news that due to the size of the job in front of him, he can't use a scalpel but a Chefs knife instead and he has'nt got one,so it will l basically double the normal cost.
Someone suggested having a nut funding raiser( forget about that word raiser Coach) , perhaps some of Gerrys bovine trays?
Also in a world first the operation will be available on Youtube for the more medically inclined punters out there.Thank christ i've got a 19inch screen!
Anyway, Coach will now be known as Carol.
Excuse me im having a attack of the vapours just reporting this. Wtf, Coach good luck from us all. Ask Dr Mengele if you can souvenir said goolies and post a couple of pics for us?
I bail out at 10.30pm and the da chat is still going gangbusters.
Quote of the night, 2 crackers here
X to Coach.....and re ice ya nuts
Larry to me..... f..k off you rat bastard Tlh( Larry was feisty all night)
Bouquets
Gits and Terri now ex chat virgins. Welcome.
Thats it for now.Fun night and there is always room for more punters.Common down we are a friendly bunch!
God Speed
Tlh
