Super Rugby success in five easy steps

Attention frightfully dull Super 15 franchises. Nobody likes you because you've got all the sex appeal of a tort law exam. It's time to tart up a bit, John O'Neill-style. Lace up your listening boots, good and tight.

Step one Do less losing

Step twoGet more members

Step three play something that even slightly resembles entertaining rugby

Step fourmake a few dollars here and there

Step fiveBe the Queensland Reds

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/su...#ixzz1lkQuA6Iz

"...right, that's the vision bit taken care of, when are you useless clowns going to do your bit?"

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Originally Posted by AndyS

"...right, that's the vision bit taken care of, when are you useless clowns going to do your bit?"

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i can dress up as a a Koala is that will help??:spam: