Blonde drivers
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents.
She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least $4,000 to repair. She said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it.
The body man decided to have a little fun. “Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out,” he said, trying not to laugh.
She decided to give it a try before spending that much money. She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbour came over to visit.
“Eek! What are you doing?” she shrieked, thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide.
“I’m blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained the first blonde.
“Well silly, it’s not going to work,” replied her neighbour. “You’ve got to roll up the windows first.”
Blonde news
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 O’Clock News one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. “I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replies.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.
“No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies, “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.”
“That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
