Happy Fun Ball

Happy Fun Ball -- ONLY $14.95!!!

- Warning!! Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

- Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

- Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

- Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

- Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations.

- If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

- Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

- When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

- Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

- Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

- Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

- Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

- Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee!!

Are these instructions for your wife???????

"Future" may be the missing word Seldom ;)
Only got the one Happy???

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Originally Posted by Burgs

"Future" may be the missing word Seldom ;)
Only got the one Happy???

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The other one dropped off due to lack of use!!!

:D

Bear with me folks, going to try something out here... think it works...

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Originally Posted by Happy

The Lone Hydrangea -- $priceless!!!

- Warning!! Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to The Lone Hydrangea.

- Caution: The Lone Hydrangea may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

- The Lone Hydrangea contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

- Do not use The Lone Hydrangea on concrete.

- Discontinue use of The Lone Hydrangea if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations.

- If The Lone Hydrangea begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

- The Lone Hydrangea may stick to certain types of skin.

- When not in use, The Lone Hydrangea should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

- Failure to do so relieves the makers of The Lone Hydrangea, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

- Ingredients of The Lone Hydrangea include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

- Do not taunt The Lone Hydrangea.

- The Lone Hydrangea comes with a lifetime guarantee!!

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Yup... that works, I reckon :iconrofl:

Good work, Em.

:lolup:

The liquid core one is especially charming. :P

I was leaning more towards the "if begins to smoke" one :iconrofl:

Funnily enough, that's the one which gave me the inspiration in the first place, Burgs!