2 Plastic Bags

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while
a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Damn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if
I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You
didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the
Rugby stadium carpark. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to
really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not
make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the
knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab
hold of it and say, 'O.K., mate! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by
the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

:eek: That's not funny!

Yeah it is! :rofl: :does beg:

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