Public Dunny

So a couple of days back I'm caught short and even though we are in the middle of another heatwave, I have to use a public crapper.
Anyway I'm just sitting there taking care of business when the bloke in the next cubicle says..
"G'day. How's it going?"
"Fine thanks"
"What're you up to?"
"Oh just sitting here. Same as you I suppose"
Then the voice says, "Listen can I come over?"
Embarrassed I answer "Probably not. I'm pretty busy right now. "
Then the voice says " Listen Suzy, I'm gonna have to call you back. There's some weirdo in the next stall answering all my questions" :eek:
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