THE TALL TALE OF THE TEXAN MIDGET

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. So he
went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor asked him to drop his pants so that he could have a close look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor then picked him up and stood him on
the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, i.e. the usual method to check for a suspected hernia.


"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and then he reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side ... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt in the least.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. Say, what did you actually do?"


The doctor said, "Why, Ah jus' cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots, lil' pardner!"