AN AUSSIE shearer

AN AUSSIE shearer and a Muslim imam were sitting next to each other on a flight from Sydney to London when the hostie came by and asked them what they’d like to drink.
“I’ll have a Bundy and Coke,” said the shearer to the hostie, who quickly poured one and handed it to him.
The hostie then asked the imam if he’d like a drink.
“I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips,” growled the Imam.
The shearer handed his drink back to the hostie and said, “Me, too. I didn’t realize we had that choice.”