Originally Posted by
MI5_Dog
It's quite obvious Larry that none of the people who compiled that list has ever drunk, for want of a better word, a West End Draught.
Made from the dark and murky 'waters' of the river torrens, one of the few australian rivers that flows, oozes may be better, upside down with the mud on the top.
The water of this South Australia river is strained, filtered, chlorinated and boiled before being marked as not fit for human consumption or consumption in general, it is then added to the left over dregs of the hops that have already been used by coopers to make their fine ales, stirred by a herpes ridden, leprous pervert who gobs in the tanks, and is then added to cans of horse piss before finally being marketed as Fosters and people would still rather drink Fosters than West End Draught.