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...And he will attempt a roundhouse kick to the head in order to psych Chuck out :D
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:lolup:
...And he will attempt a roundhouse kick to the head in order to psych Chuck out :D
and while he "attempts" it Chuck Norris will roundhouse him back to his walla-rugby days!
Not only will he attempt such a manouevre but he will carry it off with aplomb!
Yep...and having sensed that Chuck would try to roundhouse kick him, AJ will whip out the meat-pie filled guns we call arms and karate chop Chuck back to the stone age.
Chuck Norris now owns a T-Shirt that says:
"When I grow up, I want to be just like AJ Whalley"
Chuck Norris wears AJ Whalley pyjamas.
When AJ Whalley crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
AJ WHalley is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like AJ Whalley.
AJ Whalleys' rice bubbles dont go snap, crackle pop, they go ssshhhh, here he comes....
AJ Whalley irons his own shirts - while he's wearing them...
*yawn*
AJ really IS chuck norris.
Printed on the bottom of every beer can "The contents of this can always remain the property of AJ Whalley, but I'll let you borrow it for a while"
When the going gets tough the tough run crying to AJ Whalley
God only rests on the 7th day when AJ tells him he's finished all his chores!
AJ is so tough, his answering machine doesn't answer to anyone. Except AJ