Shane Warne
Me Mum gave them to me.
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Shane Warne
Me Mum gave them to me.
Quote of the week
'How much is the fine? I'll have to check with my accountant ... Whatever you have to pay, I'll pay twice. I thought it [the refereeing] was outrageous.' EDDIE JONES
That was a testicular kick. In other words a complete balls up.
Murray Mexted again.
"This is a wonderful feeling; it is something we worked extremely hard for the past four years and it a reward for a long process. We played with passion and for each other. Going to the World Cup will be superb,"
Portugal Captain Vasco Uva.
Well done fellas :approve:
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Originally Posted by Burgs
& with a little bit of luck I will watch them play the All Blacks in Lyon
Australian Referee George Ayoub once awarded a penalty for not rolling away, with the offending player complaining he was trapped and couldn't move.
That didn't deter Ayoub, who said: "I bet you could move if there was a snake there!"
The NSWRU referees have it on video, and use it as an example when teaching new referees good communication. :D
This may have been posted before, not sure. So I'll put it up again cause there's some crackers among them....
Classic Commentary
Do my eyes decieve me or is Senna's car sounding rough?
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only the exact opposite.
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical.
Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round figures.
..........., and I interrupt myself to bring you this..............
Tambay's hopes, which were nil before, are now down to absolutely zero.
Unless I'm very much mistaken, I'm very much mistaken.
-Murray Walker
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him.
I don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
"No." - In answer to the question " Can you hear me, Murray."
- Murary Mexted.
And theres' Moses Kiptonui, the nineteen year old Kenyan who turned twenty a few weeks ago.
It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes.
This is Brendan Foster by himself with twenty thousand people.
-David Coleman
Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 97 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.
That's inches away from being millimeter perfect.
-Ted Lowe
The Queen's Park Oval, as it's name suggests, is absolutely round.
- Tony Cozier
We didn't underestimate them, it's just that they were a lot better than we thought.
-Bobby Robson
I'd fight Lloyd Honeyghan, for nothing if the price was right.
-Marlon Starling
Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play.
-Peter Lorenzo
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break a lifetime habit for that prat.
-Ron Atkinson
I was in a no win situation, so I'm glad I won
-Frank Bruno
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none were serious.
-Alex Minter
Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast they are runninig.
- Ron Pickering
'It was always great touring with Queenslanders because it always ensured there were some terrific BANJO players in the team." Former Wallaby captain Simon Poidevin
"BOTH referees are having bad games. Mr Turner's having a shocker and GEORGE GREGAN isn't doing much better." Radio 2UE commentator Darryl Brohman during the Waratahs v Brumbies Super 12 (2002) match in Sydney.
"It's definitely spanner weather. It tightens the nuts." Pay-TV commentator Paul Green showing a flair for weather reporting at a rugby league game in Sydney, June 2005.
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
-Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model :eek: