This can't be true

[no.8]

This Australian bloke went into a bar in outback WA.
He order a beer and struck up conversation with the blokes next to him at the bar as you do.
The first bloke said,"In Seeth Efrica where I come from, there are that many glesses, we don't have to drink out of the same one twice!"
At that he downed his beer, threw the glass in the air, pulled out a gun and shot the glass as it descended.
The second bloke piped up,"In New Zealund where em from, we have that much send, we can mek that meny glesses, we don't have to drink out of the sem won twice!"
At that he downed his beer, threw the glass in the air, pulled out a gun and shot the glass as it descended.
So the Australia bloke piped up,"Strewth mate!"
He downed his beer, threw the glass in the air, pulled out a gun and as the glass descended he shot the Kiwi and Yarpie.
He turn to the bar and said,"There's that many bloody Kiwi and Yarpie here, I don't have drink with the same ones twice!"

Wirimu mate welcome to the Joondalup Bro's, we are running out of Kiwi's!

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Hasn't changed much Shasta, spot the Aussie is regarded as a challenge....