Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one - Martha Beckman

If you break 100, watch your golf.
If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at - Jimmy Demaret

When I die, bury me on a golf course so my husband will visit - anonymous

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle aged man is to a female bossom - Michael Green

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course - Lee Travino

I've spent most of my life golfing, the rest I've just wasted - anonymous