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Subject: September/October Planning
****Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
General) ****
These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in September/October this year...
DEAR WOMEN
List of Rules (Read and print them)
1. From 7 Sep to 20 October 2007, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, the VCR and DVD are all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 3pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, it's only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about rugby than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying 'one' game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to 'spend time together'.
8. The replays of the tries are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times, and record them.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a
game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying 'but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??', the reply will be: 'Refer to Rule #2 of this list'.
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as 'Thank goodness the World Cup is only every 4 years'. I am immune to these words, because after this comes the reruns of the Rugby World Cup, etc etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the world
Last edited by RuckNMaul; 21-06-07 at 09:20. Reason: Happys recomendations
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Love it Krusher, now to print it and issue to the missus...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
Brilliant Krusher
"Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to ..........."
haha not sure about the 20twenty (could have substituted it with "World Cup re-runs") but very funny none-the-less!!![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Funny? whats funny
RWC on the tv is a dead serious matter to me, mabey not so to somone with tickets
*Krushers eyes glow Green with envy*
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lol .. sorry yes my bad!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
It should probably be noted that there are also additional rules, but they've been left out. If they actually love us and are sensitive to our needs, they'll know what they are.
What about us women who love rugby too and will actually be wanting to watch the games?
Are we the vast minority?
I made Happy sad...
An amendment for rugby tragic women of the world?:
If you are female and your "man" likes rugby less than you, he is not a real man and shall be bound by these rules and additionally be referred to as "the biatch" for the duration of the World Cup
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Cheers Coach![]()
I made Happy sad...
sorry for the oversight jess
great clause coach, shall we callit bylaw 1.1?
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I will second that motion...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
unfortunately yes ... should be more rugby mad hotties!!!Originally Posted by Jess
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
did you just call Jess a "hottie" ?
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
I'll print a copy off and place it in the Ladies at![]()
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