SATAN

[Flamethrower]

SATAN appeared in a packed church one morning and everyone screamed and ran for the exits except for one old bloke who sat there calmly. Satan, pissed off at the geezer’s lack of reaction, marched up to him and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
“Yep, sure do,” said the old bloke.
“Don’t you realise I could kill you with a snap of my fingers?” said Satan.
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” said the old bloke.
“And then I could cause you to spend eternity if horrifying agony?” roared Satan.
“Sure,” said the bloke.
“Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan demanded.
“Been married to your sister for 40 years,” replied the old bloke.

[JediKnight]

[Happy]

hehe .. not bad