Chat Report: 16.05.2007

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Here is the report, still smoking straight off the press.

Honour Roll

Coach
BlueandBlack
Em-Forcer
Jazzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pruc
SkizaWWE
Travelling Gerry
The InnFORCEr
Evie
Lonzy
Exile
Beaver


Drop in at 7.20 odd slow start to the night. Em-Forcer is complaining life is a bit dull in Edinburgh at the moment. Should perk up dramatically when her oasis arrives Meanwhile her brother Jedi is leading the life of O"Reilly. Anything but dull going by his travelogue and photos. The pic of our man from Joisey and the sweaty sock is a cracker and is a lay down misere for further pictorial honours. Larry try a Bundy with ice and pure orange juice.
Its awesome. Called a muddy Bundy.

Having a few small teething problems with font colours. We all agree the powder blue is a train smash and a few of the punters cant make up their minds, so there are duplications happening. Confusion reigns.

Disappear for awhile to serve up some gold medal winning curried sausages for dinner...Ah magnificent snorkers. Missed bugger all by the looks of things.
Our resident travelling carnivore Gerry is slumming it at the Carnarvon Hilton( and that aint Gerrys pet name for Paris either) and just returned from the bistro with Roo and Turf under the belt and polished off 2/3rds of a gooney of local wubla.He isnt impressed with his repeated attempts to log in with the crew. Im sure the Hilton group will hear about this.


Jazzaaaaa who has picked up a nasty stutter somewhere and has just got a new bike. One should be reminded that only 2 types of people should own pushbikes.......posties and little boys. Otherwise whack a decent twin in it then i will talk about bikes. The bike arrival may explain Jazzaaaaaaa"s somewhat erratic behaviour.


Tif is running a mean bar this evening due to the absence of Happy who we believe is still at Mums house and isnt allowed out to play. Wtf, Tif is making Em a Cosmopolitian. I ask for a Margarita and then told politely to bugger off. Charming!

A decision is pending on the winner of the tipping competition. I think there could be 2 divisions......... moral and worthy. Our lord and master will make announcement shortly.Only ream members will win( cool new word from X)

General pleasant wafflling going on. Coach is worried he hasnt heard from Burgs. Some suggest he is doing daisy work, dingo baits or polpotting rodents.
General consensus is he is doing daisy.

Highlight of the night is a glorious link from Coach to that magnificent cidery Magners. Showcasing their new iced Magners. Now this is serious stuff. Im getting light headed, weak at the knees. Then i realise it aint Magners its those earthshattering curried snorkers.I have a sneaking suspicion Mr. E. Coli has popped in for a visit. For the life of me cannot work out how that bastard got in. Cooked the snorkers Monday and they have been happy sitting on top of the stove till last night. Anyway got to bolt have a urgent engagement to attend to.


Get on down to JBs on Saturday night for the final, half price draught bevvies, raffles i believe and great craic.


Quote of the night.

I am indeed sexy....Beaver


God speed

Tlh

[travelling_gerry]

e coli......relation to the famous ella bros....samon ella

[The Lone Hydrangea]

And a tad nasty also.

[Mtbeaver]

Oh yeah, and the reason I left.

The computer that was yelling at me because it had no power decided to hibernate.

I then showed it by fully submerging in a large body of water. Sucker.

[Burgs]

Sorry folks, a mate came calling with an 1150mm Square Bear to tackle.
Took care of one of his "little brothers" last night too.
Will tr to be back on deck for next Weds.

[travelling_gerry]

Welcome back Burgs....was about to send out the search parties..

[LarryNJ]

Another fine report TLH. I haven't been able to make it for a while but after reading the report I feel like I was there. I'll try and attend in a couple of weeks.

[Burgs]

Better than the hit squad you normally send anyway...

[Mtbeaver]

I'm pretty sure most things would be better then being killed. But this is just me talking...