Magnetic Attraction
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An Aussie tourist walks into a cuirio shop in San Francisco and notices a very life like bronze statue of a rat. it has no price tag , but he decides he must have it. He asks the shop owner, "How much for the brass rat?" The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story." The tourist gives the owner $12 and says, " I'll Take the rat, you can keep the story." So the aussie strolls out on to the street and starts to head down to the bay when he notices a few real rats climbing out of the drain and a few more rounding the corner from a side ally. He starts to walk faster, but within a few blocks the herd of rats following him has grown into the hundreds and has started squealing he begins to trot toward the bay, looking around he sees the rats now number in the millions and are gaining on him fast. Concerned, even scared he runs down to the waters edge and throws the bronze rat as far as he can into the water. Amazingly, the millions of rats follow it into the bay and drown. The man walks back to the store and the owner says, " Ah, you have returned for the story." The aussie replies, "Nah, ive just come to see if you have any brass kiwi's"
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