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Facts about Marley Pearce
Marley Pearce does not sleep. He waits.
If you can see Marley Pearce, he can see you. If you can’t see Marley Pearce, you may be only seconds away from death.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Marley Pearce, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Marley Pearce out.
If you spell 'Marley Pearce' in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Marley Pearce
Marley Pearce is the reason why "Where's Wally" is hiding!!
Marley Pearce gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Marley Pearce does not love Raymond
Bigfoot takes pictures of Marley Pearce
The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit Earth... then Marley Pearce tackled it back into orbit.
Marley Pearce isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Once, a taipan bit Marley Pierce. After several weeks of agonising pain, the snake eventually died
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How many Marley Pearce's does it take to change a light globe?
None
Marley Pearce isn't afraid of the dark!
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
The dark is afraid of Marley Pearce
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Sing it:
There's only on AJ Whalley
One AJ Whalley
One AJ Wha......lley
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Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
No, Marley Pearce isn't the new AJ Whalley. AJ Whalley is the new AJ Whalley. Like a phoenix, he is reborn anew.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.