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A SINGLE mother from Collingwood went to Centrelink to register for child benefits. "How many children do you have?" asked the Centrelink officer.
"Ten," she answered.
"What are their names?" asked the Centrelink officer.
"Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig and Craig," she said.
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asked the Centrelink officer.
"Nah," said the Collingwood chick. "It’s great ’cos if they’re out playing in the street I just have to shout, ‘CRAIG,YER DINNER'S READY!’ or, ‘CRAIG, GO TO BED NOW!’ and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asked the Centrelink officer.
"That's easy," said the Collingwood mum. "I just use their surnames."