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Sometimes, although not often, amongst the barrage of undeserved abuse hurled at our Refs, you come across a few gems. Here are a couple that came out of the Palmyra /Wests game.
"Hey Ref, if you were any more one eyed you'd be standing on a column in Trafalgar Square".
"Watch out Ref, Richard Kimble's here to get you".
Heard any good ones lately?
Ref, do you want me to umpire for you? i know the basic rules..
Oy ref even my 5 year old son can do a better job than you
Ref, you have two eyes, one for each team so start picking up errors
i dnno if they are what you classify as 'good' but its my contribution![]()
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Heard this one at Basketball last week- the ref in question had a pretty serious monobrow:
Hey Ref- Did your eyebrows fall down so you can't see???
Acutally, it makes a really crappy anecdote, but it was funny at the time.
i know a few probly best kept out of the public forums
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Scott Prince last week Titans v Tigers, "You've sent their dumb forward off and you've sent off our smart hooker. It's unfair"
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from one of the seniors at our club, he is south african you might have heard him at the games.
wanneroo vs wests 1st grade, 2 weeks ago.
(there was a knock on)
"ohhh ref send him off what was that, red card cmon ref"
( the touchjudge turned around and stared at him)
"oh dont worry ref,im just a drunk"
like krusher, i cant voice some of the things i have heard/said to refs...
dont play basketball in rockingham if you want a decent ref...
are you sure ecky?
ahhaha jazza that is gold
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
Yep. Positive.
Best line I heard during a game was from a player during a Women's semi about 4-5 years ago: Setting the scrum, going through the engagement sequence - a couple of false starts requiring a re-set. Hooker for one team (also the captain): "Come on girls, this is easy, even the blokes can do it"
As for comments to the ref (which is spelt 'referee', by the way - not 'referree' or 'ump'), I mostly zone out and don't hear them. Ages and ages ago I was amused by the bloke who yelled "hey ref, you're missing a good game here". But I was only amused the first time I heard it, not the 2nd or 945th time.....
yeah it would probably get old fast
I think one of my fav's is one that jargs screams out at every game we go to "Ref your mother swims out to troop ships"
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