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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark,
and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me
in
the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack
the Kiwi again.