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    Man Intends to Drive on Randwick Racecourse to Pray

    An elderly man, clothed in a long white gown and wearing a funny half moon hat, has indicated he will soon drive onto Randwick Racecourse to mutter prayers in incoherent, broken English.

    The man, a German national, who heads a worldwide franchise business based in Rome, has indicated he desires to attract numerous children to his inexplicable performance, leading to fears amongt concerned parents that he may have ulterior motives.

    It is know that many of his franchise employees have been convicted or accused of paedophilia in the past.

    Police say they are investigating, but cannot act unless an official complaint is made.

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    Wonder if the cops will take him in for assessment too...

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    Wouldn't want to try that on at the MCG, the cops would just shoot you!

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    Careful Fulvio.. there's a $5500 fine coming your way

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    As a lapsed member of the franchise all I can say is Fulvio your gonna go straight to hell

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    He's a lawyer, he's going there anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swee_82 View Post
    Careful Fulvio.. there's a $5500 fine coming your way
    better keep my comments from last night to myself then..................

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