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    Sometimes it's best to just shut up - - - -

    Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling ........... Take celibacy.



    This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.



    While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Robert and Mary listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'



    He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and

    whispered, 'Self raising, isn't it?'



    Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower View Post
    ...or a condition imposed by environmental factors....
    or geographical factors...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs View Post
    or geographical factors...

    So that's what you're really doing during your current globe-trotting stint?!?!?!

    Burgs is on the prowl!!!

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    Hush, Daisy will get jealous.

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