This Cracked Me Up

[Flamethrower]

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


'Your card! Show him Your card!'

[travelling_gerry]

You really want to get audited don't you...

[Flamethrower]

Got your card??

[travelling_gerry]

which one would you like?

[Flamethrower]

The bull won't mind

[travelling_gerry]

a 30/30 I'm sure


smith and weston beats 4 aces

[Flamethrower]

[LarryNJ]

You sure are easily amused!

[Cowboy]

Reminds me of our previous neighbouring farmer (many years ago this is). When they were testing all the cows in the state for TB had left one old cow who was close to dying down the back paddock and hadn't bothered with her. The Department vet got up on his high horse about she must be blood sampled and trying to hide her etc. So he pulled the rifle out of the back of the ute, shot her and told him to go get his blood sample.