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Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional Nurse.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
Revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then
Fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to
Struggle to her feet and regain her composure
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I really am. I don't know
What came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady,
I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"
It's swollen," Fred replied.