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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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I have never ever understood how that works. I really don't see how sticky stuff doesn't stick! I don't like buying un-sticky glue, so if it's not glued to the container I don't want it, but if it IS glued to the container I can't buy it! HOPELESS! I just let Mum buy my glue
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i think the glue thing has something to do with getting dry. if it runs, its fine. oince it dries, it hardens and sticks. if you leave a glue bottle lid/top off for a while, the contents will be hard.
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What do people in China call their good plates?
Porcelain. Duh.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal:
it is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
You can't?
Success is not final, failure is not fatal:
it is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill
If a Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold - how does it tell the difference?
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"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
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