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    True Genius.

    Every once in a while, in life you run into a genius with true talent......


    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more beer for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more beer for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

    Shasta- I didn't see you at my Christmas party- how do you know this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swee_82 View Post
    Shasta- I didn't see you at my Christmas party- how do you know this???
    All the above Swee? Well done. sounds like a great party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more beer for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    Sounds like an average night at Maddington Cricket Club minus 1, 3 and 8

    (then again if we go out and kick on after drinks at the club those 3 seem to come back into play )

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    Jeez that fella in the photo must have had some beer showers before perfecting that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs View Post
    Jeez that fella in the photo must have had some beer showers before perfecting that one!

    True Burgs, but on closer inspection those cups of Stella still look pretty full. I reckon if we got the "after" shot he'd have probably had another one.

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