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by James Growden
The Western Force's thrilling win over the ACT Brumbies has been tarnished tonight as Sydney fashion police have reported a two rugby-related deaths in Australia's biggest city. Prominent TWF contributors Waratah Jesus and Mudskipper were found dead in their respective houses with what appears to be two cases of death by overeating. Both 'men' were collapsed over two very large helpings of humble pie. Police wish to speak to Emirates Western Force players Richard Brown and Cameron Shepherd who are believed to have been responsible for the two deaths- Shepherd alledgedly providing three of the servings. The deceased pair were both quoted earlier on in the week as saying that "Shepherd was overrated". Forensic scientists at the scene have yet to establish if it was the pie or simply death by embarrasment that is to blame. NSW rugby journalist, Greg Growden, has gone on the record stating: "I am shocked and appauled. Noone left any pie for me." Friends and loved-ones of the pair have been asked to give a eulogy for the pair. Noone as yet has come forward. Police do not expect this situation to change.
In other rugby related news, reports are surfacing about a player uprising against Brumbies coach Andy Friend. Word on the wire is that new recruit, Matt Giteau, has already started spreading the seeds of discontent and turning the Brumbies against their mentor. "He ain't no Friend of mine" Giteau quipped. The reports are clearly true as the Brumbies seemed to be playing "for themselves" and had "no loyalty". Their attack was "directionless". Player unrest is the only answer.
Coach Andy Friend has reportedly been in contact with ex-Firepower boss Tim Johnson. Johnson has offered Friend a position as head cleaning maid at his Majorca mansion.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
MUDSKIPPER IS NOW MY BITCH!!
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Jargan, have you ever read this poem?
" Bigger fleas have smaller fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
and smaller fleas have smaller fleas,
so on ad infinitum."
There's always a flea out there bound to annoy you mate.
Lol James. Here..fishy fishy fishy....
"Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Giteau."
mOMETUM, GUYS LETS KEEP GOING
Dear Mudskipper
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The, TheWhole
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Last edited by blueandblack; 28-02-09 at 22:25.
"12 Years aSupporter" starring the #SeaOfBlue
Gentlemen, gentlemen gentlemen, It's impolite and crass to gloat.
That's why I like it so much
Eat shit Mudskipper
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I've been told it's a bad idea to rub this in Mudskipper's face...
So I think an evil cackle is appropriate, as there is no comeback for an evil cackle.
Hehehehe.
WE WON!
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
Courtesy of quality South African commentry
I choose to take the moral higher ground and remain silent on the matter, surely he already knows what a flogger he has been...
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
I would never rub anything into Mudskippers face. Else I be called a bully.
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ok...I'll admit I carry a bit of weight
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I don't plan on weighing in to this debate, but I should report that the following ramblings appear on the perthnow website:
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/stor....html#commentsForce will have to be string together and play as team tonight to defeat the Brumbies at home. As the Brumbies have only lost one home game against an Australian province since 1996. There will be a standing ovation for Matt Giteau at Canberra Stadium tonight... There are a lot of changes with the Force many and many not combinations not test such as Shepherd on the wing, the 10 12 combo of Junior and Giteau , and the front row.... It appears coach Mitchell will be hoping his loose trio can stop the Brumbies...
Mudskipper of Rugby Land
Consider Sheps tested and not found wanting. Unlike the grammar above.
why am i included in this, i said sheps was ovverrated as a fullback and shouldnt play there for the wallabies! he played on the wing to the best of my knowledge last night didnt he and from what i saw the fat pudgy overrated git was only let in by some woeful defence!
but thanks for personnaly attacking me over a brumbies match! i hope you guys are enjoying mid table, its like your best performance ever!