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The AFL competition for 2006 will have to becancelled!
Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers arebanned.
The new IR legislation rules out the Dockers;
And the asian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc withthe Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.
Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigersmust now bequarantined for at least 12 months.
Religious vilification laws mean that no one canlegally barrack forthe Demons or the Saints.
...sorry...