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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello & Kim Beazley.
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol & set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
Ten litres from me
Why stop at those three????????
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
hahaha, thats rather sadististic
dammit... all this ripping on politicians makes me realise i forgot to watch the chasers war on everything last night. dang. i was home and awake at that hour and everything. shoot.
I made Happy sad...
The Chaser was excellent too jessc. As usual
Can't you just download it from their website?Originally Posted by Jessc
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/...=20060623_2200
I have it on my favourites, this is what came up in address bar when i log on
haha.....naturally and i agree with flamethrower, why stop there????