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Mick Colliss could not have put it so eloquently.
Make sure the burgers have free range beef, prepared the halal way, with organic salad, Cholesterol free sauce, gluten free spelt fluor buns and no butter!!! Cooked in virgin olive oil and served with a smile. = food for spoilt rotten brats.
Need to check your public liability insurance, before I go in the bouncy castle. Hope you have "working with children" certified supervisors, St. John Ambulance and counsellors for parents and kids when a few tears are shed.
Electric chords to air pump need to be properly stored away, warning signs erected and no dog doo doo around.
Sad but true, we've got to this stage. In our day Fulvs and I played in the mud and he stole my toys.