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Morning punters.
I have been handled the poisoned chalice again, so here is the news.
Honour Roll
Exile
Alcolholic Stalker
Evie
Travelling Gerry
Jedi Knight
Burgs
Jessc
Coach
Happy
Slowish start to the night.I arrive Gerry offers his normal cordial greeting and is promptly booted for swearing.Chatmeister shakes his head while having a attack of the vapours!
It was a strange night cause im sure rugby was not even mentioned.More like a Mills and Boon evening(details to follow)
Had a quick visit from Burgs, mustering almost nutted and getting back to semi normal hours.Will return soon to add his pearls of wisdom to the Chat( god knows we need all the help we can get)
Jessc makes a triumphant return and immediately gives Happious Maximus who is eating a nice Thai green chicken curry and wearing apparently someone elses undies, the arse from the the bar. All punters thrilled with this!
Drinks all round, mirth and merriment, high 5s etc. Thanks Jessc.
Our 2 female correspondents from the eastern seaboard Brisvegas and Miss Evie kept the troops enthralled and confused again(well me anyway) with their commentary. Try and decipher this lot.
That little shit Simon has left the bath plug alone this week, but does a runner,eats Brisvegases hair.His kids are nuts and jump
AS asks for advice to control Simon! I reckon he needs company, perhaps a python?
AS has incrimindating rugby photos, Evie goes those photos! I havent a clue whats going on here! However this is the scene stealer: AS Miss Evie, why or why do i have a photo of Mr Salvis bottom? No other details were offered.
Other news. Jedi Knight our roving bon vivant returns to the fold. He and The evil Bookie Gerry commence doing secret squirrel club work.Confusing all and sundry! What i could deduce was that it was about money laundering, international drug running and selling wine to Muslim nations! All in all a mutual admiration society.
Did i mention Andrew Embley vice captain of that mighty Eagles team was mentioned in dispatches. Go Eagles
Mills and Boon(sealed section)
Jessc arrived a bit late after consoling a girlfriend who had just been given the lemon and sarse by her boyfriend. Then straight out of a Mills and Boon epic Jedi offers the same scenario, being he got the lemon and sarse from his lady friend. Small world, golly!
Anyway this led into Jedi receiving free grog all night from the chatmistress ,sympathy etc
Jedi was brownosing all night. I thought these Scottish dudes were hard?
Coach celebrated his daughters 3 rd birthday. Happy bday Coachette
I left at 10pm so not sure if there was any late breaking news.
Highlight of the night for me was being put onto Asshole mode(thanks Coach)
and my close personal mate Jedi on his warm and generous offer to go to the 3rd Ashes test. Cheers mate, i accept.
As i said last week with my Churchillan call to arms last week(0 response mind you) if you have a hour to spare pop in, have a waffle and a giggle with your TWF crew.
I am
TLH