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A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own bloody blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence ... ..he farted.
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
the fart joke - timeless!![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Married life is just great. Full of love and care. Top stuff Coach!
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
oh well i can't wait to get married now...![]()
I made Happy sad...
Jeez....can't believe I haven't got married before now with the number of times I've farted in female company......!!!!!!!!!!
This was a typo...Coach forgot the She farted.Originally Posted by Coach
Think you're meant to reserve that for after you get the wedding band on her finger...Originally Posted by JediKnight
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Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
lol ... after the knuckle swells and you can't get it off!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
And you tell me this now? I thought the older sister was meant to give such advice at a young age.......Originally Posted by Em-Forcer
Aah. Sorry!
Mind you, who'd want advice from me?!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!