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Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums:
1: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5: The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6: The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
7: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
8: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10: When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
4 and 5 would be my favourites
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