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Morning punters heres the news, hot off the press!
Honour Roll
Exile
Coach
Rugby Fan
Travelling_Gerry
Larry from Joisey
Jessc
Evie
Happy
Jedi Knight
Beaver
Fulvio Summit late
Well the the atmosphere was electric punters, you could cut the the air with a knife!
The night proceeds thus;i tap in and im cornered pronto for free landsacaping advice for our man in Richmond.While dispensing said advice that evil bookie taps in, bang potty mouth straight up booted by X. Now normally such a small indescretion is dismissed as chat night excitement. However Gerry was booted 5 times in total, within 5 minutes.
X was having a caniption.Im sure Gerry thought he was back in the Carnarvon Meatpackers Chat Room, not the all ages gig i was attending.
Anyway Gerry redeemed himself later to a degree, after Larry bags Gerry as a tight, miserable, bottom feeding oxygen thief of a bookie!
Larry also suggested that Jedi Knight shout Jessc the Innforcers tour as he is rolling in it and being a sweaty sock he still has the first dollar he ever earnt.
Give Jedi credit he is receptive but has to come up with a cunning stunt to handball Em off. I reckon contact Ken or Barbie here for free advice Jedi!
Mind you Larry is in a meeting at work while in the chat house. Awesome work!
Bouquets
Jessc( collective hug from your chat family)
Evie attending while battling Avian flu
Gerry for trying to win back disgruntled punters with a attractive book on the night
Jedi Knight for dishing out Barwick free to all and sundry
Brickbats
Jedi Knight for being a greaser and trying to buy mates with free wine(may work though)
Coach bragging that he works only 18 hours a week, but has to wear a frock at home in lieu of working normal hours
Rugby Fan procrastinating when he is going to invite the crew to to spend his voucher
Beaver for being a slippery little ....er and continually trespassing in Happys bar.Too many fire engines dude. Any more of this caper your Pooh cup will be confiscated and your parents called
Bookie again for shafting me with odds on a punt later in the night
Happy when given the keys to the the chatmobile giving me the lemon and sarse when i apparently said one of Gerrys favourite words!
Rugby Fan aka Gordon Gecko for double dipping while punting
Well ladies and gentlemen that pretty well sums up the night.Edge of your
seat stuff.Sorry if i missed anything, but i was busy as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest.
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I will leave this cracker for you all to savior, from Gerry who had a shocker.He only opened his mouth to change feet.
Dont root where you work!!
Your chat reporter
Tlh