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Songs of The Greydemon
Please distribute this far and wide, targeting particularly cricket lovers. This is an attempt to kill off ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi’ which is actually based on a chant popularised by the Welsh comedian Max Boyce.
These may not be the greatest songs in the world but will at least give us some ammunition to fight The Barmy Army!
Print this out, take it to the games, and call out the ‘Hymn number’!
1: Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic (Glory Glory Hallelulia)
Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
….. When he’s finished talking to your Mum !
2: Snick to the Slips Boys Tune: Click go the Shears
Snick to the slips boys, snick, snick, snick,
When Pigeon is bowling you can only snick
The slips will always catch them
When you snick ,snick, snick
That’s the sound we love to hear
Snick,snick snick
3: Brett Lee is here Tune: Pub with no beer
It’s lonesome away, from your kin folks and all,
On the wild Ashes tour, where the Pom’s wickets fall,
And there’s nothing so funny when Brett Lee is here,
Than to watch a Pom batsman – shaking with fear.
4: Old enough and good enough
Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic (Again)
Gillie’s older than your father
Langer’s older thanyour grand-dad
Pigeon played with Donald Bradman
….. But they’re still good enough to beat the Poms !
5: M-C-C Tune : That Jackson Five thing ( ABC?)
M-C-C as easy as A-B-C
We come along, sing some songs
Beat some Poms,
Then we all go home for tea
Oh M-C-C as easy as …..(repeat ad nauseam)
6: Who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff ? Tune : Dad’s Army theme
Who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff
When you say you’ll take the Ashes home
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will make them ours again
So who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff
You’re not gunna take the Ashes home.
7: You Poms need a bath Tune: Singing in the Rain
Dooby do doo, dooby, dooby do doo
You Poms need a bath
Yes you Poms need a bath
Pretend it’s your Birthday
Just please take a bath
A shower would do
But un-til then - Phew!
We’re asking you please
Take a bath
Dooby do doo, dooby dooby do doo
8: Our jar of ashes Tune: Guantanamera
WARNING : Not to be sung until we have won them back!
(Though I suppose it could be a statement of intent)
One jar of Ashes
There’s only one jar of Ashes
They’re not your jar of Aaaa-shes
‘Cos they’re OUR jar of Aaa-shes
Repeat several thousand times
9: We will MOCK YOU Tune: Queen ..We will Rock You
Probably not politically correct to have a go about Trescothick but verses can easily be wrtten for any of the Pommy batsmen, I have only written three verses here.
Start with the well known ‘Boom boom clap’ handclap
Tres-cothick is a stressed man, look at him run
Out in the middle he ain’t havin’ no fun
Chorus:
He’s got fear on his face
Can’t take Lee’s pace
Wickets flying all over the place
Singing: We will , we will, MOCK YOU!
We will, we will, MOCK YOU!
Vaughn is the Captain, But he might not play
He’s so scared, in the pavilion he’ll stay
Chorus:
He’s got fear on his face
Can’t take Lee’s pace
Wickets flying all over the place
Singing: We will , we will MOCK YOU!
We will, we will, MOCK YOU!
Jonesey comes from Papua not really a Pom,
But if you think he is a warrior you are really quite wrong
Chorus:
He’s got fear on his face
Can’t take Lee’s pace
Wickets flying all over the place
Singing: We will , we will MOCK YOU!
We will, we will, MOCK YOU
All songs written on or about the 14th November 2006 by ‘Greydemon’.
greydemon@ozemail.com.au
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
awesome Happy... I've written a few myself:
This one for Kevin Peitersen, to the tune of Happy Birthday
to Click go the shears.. possibly another verse for your one aboveI'd rather be a saffa than a Pom
You don't give a kak where you're from
Some play for King and Country
But you just play for money
I'd rather be a saffa then a Pom
to the tune of Hey Jude... my favourite oneOff go the bails mate, now you're out
take the walk of shame, and don't be a lout
you're trying real hard, but you're losing the test
we don't know why you bother cause the Aussies are the best
Hey Poms, don't dodge the soap
Your in our backyard, where hygiene matters.
Just cause in Essex sweat's a pheromone.
A shame our women, prefer cologne.
Hey Poms, don't be such fools,
You hold the ashes, thanks to your weather,
Remember, that here batsmen are king,
And then you'll begin, to see we're better.
Hey Poms, don't let us down.
We've paid for five days, now show some ticker.
We thank you for bringing your team clown,
His name is Ashley, bowling his flipper.
Na na na, na na na na, na na na, Hey Poms
Na na na, na na na na, na na na, Hey Poms
A random sledge to any pommy outfielder/barmy army member... in fact that could be a good sign
and here's some that were posted by others on my old siteWhere the bloody hell is Marcus/Vaughan/Jones
tune of Flippa
They call him Binga, Binga,
faster than lightning,
no-one you see,
bowls faster than he...
Rule Brit-an-ya
Britainia rule F**k All
You are Never gonna win
'Cos you're so s**t"
Last edited by Moses; 16-11-06 at 10:15. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
wow - I put a post up and Burgs gets the credit
those some good drugs you on moses!!![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
hehehe sorry bout that one Happy... guess Burgs makes so many posts around here I just assumed it was him... d'oh.
I'm a big fan of Warnie’s gunna ring your sister...
lol no worries... greydemon is a member here, albiet a quiet one
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.