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I did the Mandurag Iron Man on Sunday and it didn't get off to a good start. I popped to the toilets to have a pre-race nervous wee. I tripped and somehow manged to drop my car keys down the toilet - one of those skanky festival types. They hit the bottom of the bowl and kept on going.. I stood there in disbelief for a good 10 minutes. Luckily the organisers found a cleaner to come and help. She turned up with a bin bag and when I asked what that was for she smiled and told me I had to put my arm in it and dig for my keys. If I was lucky they'd be on the surface, if I was unlucky they would be underneath a solid foot of shit, piss and toilet paper. I was unlucky. Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do. Ever. However I eventually retrieved my keys and received a round of applause from the small crowd that had gathered, intrigued by my predicament.
Oh my Lord! I'd have called the RAC!
I offered the cleaner $80 (all I had in my wallet) to do it and she politely declined. I have no idea how I managed to do it without puking.
I think you just came up with the premise for the next reality TV "hit"....![]()
From the movie - Nick and Nora's Infinate Playlist.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90bJ2NgcUp4"]Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Toilet scene with Caroline and her chewing gum - YouTube[/ame]
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
The Iron Man must have an Iron Stomach!
May the FORCE be with you!
You should try dairyfarming.
You'll get over the nausea.
Done worse.
How did you go in the race?
I can no longer claim to be having a shitty day..
Twiggy Forrest:
stupid is as stupid does
The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with a monotonous languor