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    Rule changes

    Well the good thing is my scores will go down and it will cost less for me to golf under the new set of rules here.




    President B.H.O. Has recently appointed a Golf Czar.
    Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective December 1, 2012.
    This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2716 pages) is being rewritten as we speak.

    Here are a few of the changes:

    Golfers with handicaps:
    - Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
    - Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
    - Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.

    The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
    - Handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
    - Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
    - Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on the green, no need to putt, just pick it up.

    These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.

    In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.

    Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.

    Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again .

    The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.

    This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in all competitions every Player above an 18 handicap will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score".

    These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.

    Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility.

    This is the "Right thing to do."

    So, please remember; if you shot a round of golf under par, you didn't shoot it yourself. Someone else built that course, and someone else cut the grass so that you could play on it. Someone else built the clubs and the cart.


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    You up too LarryNJ? I think the ship is now on Sydney time!

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    free medical care is a great idea.

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    ^

    What does that have to do with golf?

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    because, as you know, it is a veiled attempt to take a swipe at his politics. Also, it wasn't very funny. if it was funny i wouldn't have minded too much, but c'mon, there are much better satirical political jokes/cartoons.

    the medical care is just one of the things that is being taken the well off and given to the poor/lazy, the other stuff might not be as noble. but obamacare should not be ridiculed...

    i will get off my soap box now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by palitu View Post
    free medical care is a great idea.
    That explains why you think Obama care shouldn't be ridiculed. You actually believe there's such a thing as free medical care.

    Really it's ok to make fun of Obama. You shouldn't take it so personal.

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    yes, i know how it works. I pay the medicare levy (how Australia pays for its free healthcare), and i also buy private health insurance. I can afford it. However if i couldn't, like a lot of families, i would still be able to walk into any public hospital and get treatment for free.

    I am happy to pay the levy. Even with private health, i will use public health in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ View Post

    Really it's ok to make fun of Obama. You shouldn't take it so personal.
    I know I saw Obama Christmas tree decorations the other day, apparently it's ok to hang black men from trees again

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    Quote Originally Posted by palitu View Post
    yes, i know how it works. I pay the medicare levy (how Australia pays for its free healthcare), and i also buy private health insurance. I can afford it. However if i couldn't, like a lot of families, i would still be able to walk into any public hospital and get treatment for free.

    I am happy to pay the levy. Even with private health, i will use public health in the future.
    A Levy? Well than it's not free so why use the word free?

    I'm sure you understand how it works in Australia and I'm glad that it works for you. But you have no idea how it works here. The problem is you only hear what you want from the media. Anybody, citizens, legal aliens and illegal aliens , even you if you happen to be visiting, can walk into any hospital Private or public and get treated. It has been a law since Regan days. Now if you're like some of the people here who feel the need to go to the hospital when you break a nail. Yes they may send you home without treating you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    I know I saw Obama Christmas tree decorations the other day, apparently it's ok to hang black men from trees again
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    Yes as long as it doesn't say "Christ" "Christmas" "Jesus" or show the Nativity Set. Happy Holidays is OK.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ View Post
    A Levy? Well than it's not free so why use the word free?
    The "Medicare Levy" is part of the income tax system. It's only listed as a seperate amount on the yearly tax return. Not even sure why unless it's just so eligible taxpayers can claim an exemption. I imagine ObamaCare will also be paid from taxes. So neither are "free". Nothing is - unless you are needy or lazy. Personally, I can put up with paying for a few bludgers in order to see the genuinely disadvantaged getting BASIC health care. The way our invesyments are performing we may join them one day.
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    As an aside to the above Lazza. There is also a. A tax incentive for having health insurance
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    b.A penalty for high income earners who don't have same. To encourage us away from the "free" system.
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    Larry, to be honest, most of my knowledge of health care in the US is from "Scrubs"

    do they get charged if they go to said hospital?

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