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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 euros on a single hand, .............clutches his chest, ...................and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing................. standing up.
After a few hands, Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Well, me lads, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one.. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
' Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost 500 Euros, and is afraid to come home'
'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife...
' To be sure, I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.