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wasn't sure if I should post this in the jokes forums
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-10388,00.html
WENDELL Sailor is in final negotiations to compete in the next series of Channel 7's Dancing With The Stars.
The disgraced rugby player, who is serving a two-year suspension from the game after testing positive to cocaine, said he hoped to have a contract signed by next week.
He said he believed he had the form to go all the way in the top rating series - his family's favourite show.
"I've had years of practice on the dance-floor at clubs all around the world," he said yesterday.
"Now it's time to make the most of it.
"I'm real keen, my kids are keen. They said I should do it, and I haven't got that much on at the moment, so why not?"
Sailor, who last week withdrew an appeal against his suspension, said he had no shortage of work offers despite being dropped from a beach football promotion.
He has just returned from New Zealand where he took part in the Kiwi version of Survivor produced by former league and union international Matthew Ridge.
Sailor said he was committed to working as an anti-drug ambassador with the Australian Sports Anti Drug Agency.
"I've never denied that I did the wrong thing,"he said. "I've never made any excuses. I've just got to take my punishment and try to put it behind me."
Sailor is one of two big names being chased by Dancing With The Stars producers.
There is talk that former Labor leader Mark Latham is also in their sights.
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Oh dear .....
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
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cant be worse than molly meldrum i supose
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My wife watches that shit!
agreedOriginally Posted by LarryNJ
'and I haven't got that much on at the moment'
ha! understatement of the year!
I made Happy sad...
lmao I will so watch it hehehe I like wendelleven if he is a drugged up mofo! lol ... but if they get mark latham omg ... i will be tempted to go and smack every one involved in getting him on in the back of the head! that guy gets on my nerves
"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."
what a poof....
Every forwards dream is to become a back...
Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
Agreed - Fully agreed.Originally Posted by Coach
so if Wendel starts dancing, will he switch from coke to E?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Ex You're a poetOriginally Posted by Exile
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Oh god. hopefully Andrew Walker won't be competing either.
Maybe Walker & Wendell can dance together............Originally Posted by O'Regan
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
There's probably a walk-about joke in there somewhere, but since it's 5.30 am and l have to head into the pickle factory I wont be making it.Originally Posted by O'Regan