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First you will need some tools and equipment.
1 x flat screwdriver
1 x philips head screwdriver
1 x cigarette lighter
1 x pack of cigarettes
1 x large cement slab
1 x block of wood
1 x broom
Now you have these things it is time to start adjusting your smoke alarms.
Step 1: Find offending smoke alarm.
Step 2: Get out cigarette and lighter.
Step 3: Light cigarette and blow smoke at smoke alarm. ( If the alarm stays silent then you can finish cigarette and pack away tools. If alarm starts beeping then go on to step 4 )
Step 4: Remove alarm from ceiling. ( Start with screwdrivers. However if that doesn’t work, knock it down with the broom )
Step 5: Place smoke alarm in middle of cement slab.
Step 6: Repeat Steps 2 and 3 ( If it starts beeping go to step 7 )
Step 7: Pick up block of wood and beat the crap out of the alarm. ( A hammer works just as well )
Step 8: Use broom to sweep up mess.
Step 9: Repeat Steps 2 and 3