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Where does RugbyWA get its suburban rugby journos from?
The current writer has a fixed formula. It involves:
1. Knowing last weeks results.
2. Knowing which Force or academy players are involved in each game.
3. Knowing which team won last time they played.
4. Not bothering to know who the club players are, not having any knowledge whatsoever of rugby union, and not having seen or understood a game of rugby in his or her life.
5. Having a stock of vaguely sport orientated catch phrases which may or may not have any relevance to rugby union at all.
By mixing in the information in 1,2,3 and 5 the writer concocts a sequence of words and phrases that a million monkeys, typing for a billion years, may produce, which remotely resemble an article about a game of rugby.
What a disrespectful descriptor was applied to Palmyra in this weeks pile of manure from this contributor. "Flat Track Bullies". What does that even mean? Why does Palmyra have to whoop the arse of West Scarborough (which they did in every senior grade) to rid themselves of this gratuitous and insulting critique?
I have no problem with cretins brainwashed into abusing my club. God knows I've abused theirs.
But at least I have half an idea of what I'm talking about.