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Lifted from elsewhere...
EXCLUSIVE: 15 MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD
67,500 spectators watched helplessly yesterday as 15
sportsmen choked in front of them, apparently after being force-fed
large slices of humble pie. A doctor attending the scene said that the men
had a medical history of this sort of thing: apparently it happened in 1999
and 2000.
FOR SALE
One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type),in urgent need of repair (wheels
have come off..again). One careless owner, details from Andy,
Tel.Twickenham 18-12.
LOST
One rugby match, believed mislaid in the Edinburgh area. Of great personal
significance, reward to finder. Call Martin or Andy on
speed-dial.
IN MEMORIAM
Slam, G : Passed away, 25 February 2006. Sorely missed by
Andy and the boys. Will never forget you, will we ever see your
like again?
FOR SALE
100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves - unused
(choice of 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006) Contact : RFU, Twickenham.
LOST (on way to Edinburgh)
(i) Plan B
(ii) Good grace
(iii) Bottle
Please contact: M Corry, A Robinson,
(Twickenham)
come on luke its no that bad is it?
poor bastard![]()
That's the way mate......very funny by the way![]()
Just happy to be here
I reckon Luke is The EnForcer's alter ego ....
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Watch it....my sense of humour only goes so far!Originally Posted by Coach
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Just happy to be here
Didn't you know it was me all along![]()
Originally Posted by Burgs
Not even the mighty Burgs could be that good.
Just happy to be here
Luke's revenge on TEF????
50 degrees F - People in southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
40F degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35F degrees - Cars in the south of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20F degrees - Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts
15F degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry
Zero degrees - Life in the south grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
Minus 10F degrees - Life in the south ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
Minus 80F degrees - Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
Minus 100F degrees - Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
Minus 173F degrees - Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
Minus 297F degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
Minus 460F degrees - All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
Minus 500F degrees - Hell freezes over
Scotland wins the 6 nations
Remarkably close to the truth....apart from the last line.
Just happy to be here
I reckon it's one of the great sights in rugby, whether in the UK or the South Island of NZ, seeing the pack go down and that huge cloud of steam rising above them.
You know they are all putting in in all games but to see that in the cold matches is a great visual reminder of just how tough it is I reckon.
But you have to wonder where oh where did our little Luke go? I hope he is safe and OK and avoiding us for fear of how much fun we would have at his expense, and not hurt or sick or anything like that.
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
I must admit I did wonder if something had happened to him until I noticed he got 8 in his tips and I got 6 as I forgot to put mine in. He's alive and well..........Originally Posted by Exile
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Just happy to be here
thats something i guess
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
When the English can't take a joke... That's a sign of the apocalypse isn't it?
Wonder how his Six Nation tipping record is looking?