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A 44 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43
years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Very funny
Happy,
I've pinched it and passed to the netball team I coach - their all arouind 44
Oh, you'll suffer for that next training session!!!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
Its a joke, and it has a moral!!
What's the moral?
Success is not final, failure is not fatal:
it is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill
Look both ways before crossing the street?Originally Posted by tragic
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Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!