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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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You're on an Australian based website here Em, not a Scottish one![]()
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Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Substitute 'golf' for the 'pub' and you have an internationally acceptable punchline!!!
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Yes, I did think of that!
Mind you - who's to say he didn't go straight to the 19th hole...!!!
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Gigsa made me do it
"He who conquers others is strong; he who conquers himself is mighty." – Lao Tzu
Nice one Em
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Er - that would be the clubhouse, Chook...!Originally Posted by chook
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Em!
Men don't golf down there?Originally Posted by Coach
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Real men play rugby. And they don't have to tie her up to do so.
Dunno Larry - I seem to remember something called the JBs Annual Golf Day?Originally Posted by LarryNJ
Mind you, perhaps that was less 'Golf' and more 'A walk round the course with refreshments'...!
Yup. Which is why I didn't change it to "So he tied her up and went to play/watch rugby".Originally Posted by fulvio sammut
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Plus a real woman would be at the rugby too. Either way, it doesn't make such a good joke!
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My wife unties me for 2 hours every Saturday afternoon...