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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
Aint that the truth.
It's sexist appreciation week is it TIF?![]()
I made Happy sad...
Yes, recognise it well apart from 7 as the only time I hear it is after I have said "what do you say" and the response always comes back with "yeah" in front of it. Otherwise, never had the pleasure.![]()
Just happy to be here
also be wary of "dont let me stop you" when requesting permission to get on the piss as this is not permission (as i found out on the weekend) it just means you are about to walk into an ambush when you get home drunk and unawares to all your wrongdoings of the previous month (but dont worry bout that cause she will remind you).
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You fell for "don't let me stop you" Krusher?
That was one I was warned about years ago when I was studying Married Bliss 101.
My wife never uses the #8, she just goes right to the meaning.
Jesus Larry, our wives must be related.![]()
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing