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Scam warning!
This one's for real too!!!
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and towel, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs a blowie on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 24th, 29th, April 5th, twice on the 7th, 12th, 16th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Originally Posted by Happy
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*rolls eyes*...
you men...
hehe.
I made Happy sad...
I'm sure "us men" wouldn't fall foul of such chicanery if all sporting teams had........yep, you guessed it......CHEERLEADERS!!!!!
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Very good - but rest assured Jess, it's not the men who started this one, it's adapted from one for the ladies (and there's a photo which goes with it but I thought I'd better not post it here...). Maybe the ladies lounge if the censors allow?
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
Sounds good to me Em!![]()
I made Happy sad...
don't you girls have better things to do in the Ladies Lounge like discussing ironing water, washing temperatures for colours & how to please your rugby-man when his team's lost?!
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
and pleasing him when his team wins!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
I was writing this from a Scottish perspective......can't remember that winning feeling.
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Ironing WATER?! You trying to electrocute us?Originally Posted by JediKnight
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Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
good comeback!!! according to the advertising, it makes clothes easier to iron as well as smelling nice.......so maybe more girls should consider using the stuff as it would cut down on ironing time (therefore leaving more time for other things..............)
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
damn I just got scammed again this morning....
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
They just wanted to wish you 'Bon Voyage', Happy!!!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!