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News just in is that Greg Growden, "Chief Rugby Correspondent", died overnight in a Sydney Hospital.
Initial reports that Mr Growden died after choking on a meat pie have proved to be false. He died of heart failure due to fatty myocardial degeneration, bought on as a direct result of eating sub-standard meat pies and sausage rolls served to him during a recent pie expo in Victoria.
An uneaten Steak and Mushroom pie was found on Mr. Growden's bedside table, but when questioned by investigators, it was totally unresponsive - apparently in a state of shock over the fact its own life had been miraculously spared from certain death by mastication.
More news as it comes to hand.