Grumbles witnesses savage atack.

[shasta]

Two boys were kicking rugby ball in a park when one is attacked by a
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Chief Rugby Correspondent who was strolling by munching on a pie sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Waratahs fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a 'Tahs fan," the boy replied.
"Sydney Fleet fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Fleet fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Western Force fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard
viciously murders family pet."

[Burgs]

[Sagerian]

*shock*How can you speak ill of the... Chief Rugby Correspondent!!!!

[JediKnight]

Ha ha - great stuff Shasta!

[travelling_gerry]

perfect

[JediKnight]

can we send that into SMH for joke of the day (or does Gerrard already have the rest of the year sown up??!!!!)?

[jargan83]

thats funny because its probably true hahahahahahaha

[travelling_gerry]

no "probably" about it......

[jargan83]

yeah i know, trying to be diplomatic